Sunday, October 11, 2009

National Coming Out Day!

Alright everyone, in honor of National Coming Out Day please leave a comment filling in the following blank:

National Coming Out Day: Because closets are for ________.


It'll be fun, trust me!


My answer, because it's the most obvious one,

National Coming Out Day: Because closets are for clothes.



Try it out everyone, be creative and unique!



Being out is fun,


Matt

11 comments:

  1. ...hiding things in dark places. under the floorboards, the carpet and that pile of shoes you never wear. it's so dark in there, you need a torch! and that's why i'm there. lol

    torchy!

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  2. Because closets are for 7 minutes in heaven.

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  3. matt

    for me is the only word i can sadly think of

    hope all is well take care and be safe

    bob

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  4. National Coming Out Day: Because closets are for people who want to be safe b/c coming out is a nightmare

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  5. Closets are for brooms, not people.

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  6. National Coming Out Day: Because closets are for glorious adventures in mystical and wonderful worlds..., and and hats, lots and lots of hats..., I love hats.

    Octavius!

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  7. Because closets are for married people who can't yet face into their fears.

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  8. National Coming Out Day:

    Because closets are for playing hide and seek in

    or some unwanted guest suddenly wanted to come visit you but you have all this shit that you don't want them to see (porn, sex dolls, a lover from last night...) so you stuff everything in it until it almost bursts and then for a few anxious minutes, you hope to God that your guest doesn't come close the closet door and then finally they say bye cause they have something to do (why the fuck did they come?)...and you let out a huge sigh of relief when they finally leave.

    Then they come back for some reason and everything tumbles the fuck out. And you say shit and shrug your shoulders, and then say "oops" and finally put on some puppy dog eyes hoping that they "don't judge"

    In a way, that's how coming out is...
    =)

    FMS

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  9. National Coming Out Day: Because closets are for keeping that crazy aunt away from visitors when your grandparents are already in the basement.

    Me

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  10. ... closets are for safe spaces before you come out into the bedroom, and the living room, and then out into the rest of the world...

    Meh that sounds stupid. Sorry. Good idea though - interesting to see the varying responses.

    BTW: oh god, I'm having these horribly scary images of torchy!s closet LOL :)

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